18 year old History major who spends too much of her time watching Netflix and crying over school and fictional characters. I love art, history, bad jokes, and Harrison Ford. My blog doesn't really have a theme so strap in motherfuckers I don't know whats gona happen.

 

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

“I uh, like America’s Funniest Home Videos. Specifically little kids falling down.”

(Source: tomsturridg)

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: AUSTRALIA

Originally located in Arnhem Land, The Australian College of Sorcery and Witchcraft was a sprawling campus of large huts that eventually coalesced into one single structure. The school separated from mainland Australia soon after British settlement in order escape diseases that killed a large portion of the indigenous population. Ever since, the school has been drifting haphazardly along the Australian coast. Every year, a team of witches and wizards must be employed to anchor the floating campus so students don’t have to go on a cat-and-mouse chase at the beginning of the year in order to attend school (a frustrating endeavour which often results in the postponing of classes due to the lack of a present student population). Due to the campus’s exposure to ocean-life, the College of Sorcery and Witchcraft boasts incredibly extensive courses in aquatic creature studies, and is held in high esteem by the international wizarding community for its innovations in water magic. 

Hear me out Disney

rememberingwalt:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

Instead of a frozen ride, perhaps a house of mouse restaurant that has live entertainment, character dining and shows classic Mickey Mouse cartoons.

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disneybombshell:

landsknechtstrommel:

disneybombshell:

poppypicklesticks:

disneybombshell:

poppypicklesticks:

disneybombshell:

You guys get all the selfies 🎀

"it’s so fucking hot"
you mean
"i’m so fucking hot"

I meant “It’s 9 am and 85 degrees already” and also “I’m so fucking hot” <3 ;)

Why Miss Scarlet!
You do grow lovelier by the day! 

DONT U DARE QUOTE GWTW IN A FLATTERING WAY AT ME
I WILL MARRY YOU GAY OR NOT


Its 86 degrees here in Cali and i want to off myself over itAlso nice hair

I ALSO AM DOWN FOR OFFING MYSELF OVER IT ITS LIKE THE SKY AND EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

disneybombshell:

landsknechtstrommel:

disneybombshell:

poppypicklesticks:

disneybombshell:

poppypicklesticks:

disneybombshell:

You guys get all the selfies 🎀

"it’s so fucking hot"

you mean

"i’m so fucking hot"

I meant “It’s 9 am and 85 degrees already”

and also “I’m so fucking hot” <3 ;)

Why Miss Scarlet!

You do grow lovelier by the day! 

DONT U DARE QUOTE GWTW IN A FLATTERING WAY AT ME

I WILL MARRY YOU GAY OR NOT

Its 86 degrees here in Cali and i want to off myself over it

Also nice hair

I ALSO AM DOWN FOR OFFING MYSELF OVER IT ITS LIKE THE SKY AND EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

Was there ever someone, on SNL, that you wanted to play, but you didn’t get a chance to play them?

(Source: nasim-pedrad)

megsokay:

sherlockspeare:

(X)

If she looks worn out, then I have spent my life looking like a drowned rat wheezing in a sewer.